... from Heritage Quest
Punchlines
Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine!
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
A Step backwards is Progress to a Genealogist.
I'd rather be looking for dead people than have them looking for me!
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
Genealogists are time unravelers.
Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
It is hereditary in my family not to have children.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws.
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
The black sheep keeps the best info on the family.
Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist